10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The all-in play works everytime but once.