10 Random Poker Quotes

''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Fold and live to fold again
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha