10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson