10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.