10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."