10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow