10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986