10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.