10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.