10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"