10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Welcome to kicker school