10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "No river, no fish."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth