10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger