10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "No river, no fish."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.