10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.