10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---