10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes