10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it