10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is for loners.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --