10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls