10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-