10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi