10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez