10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright