10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!