10 Random Poker Quotes

I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
Fish don't eat Nutz!
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A