10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers