10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003