10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"