10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it