10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer