10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom