10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.