10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss