10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow