10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"