10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Never educate a stupid poker player.