10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• im going to 2 out you to death