10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"