10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.