10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.