10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson