10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."