10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003