10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.