10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks