10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright