10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed