10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph