10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd